His next logical step will be sweepstakes winner.

You know those commercials they show about "Run your own business from home and with the help of a mentor, you could make up to $8,000 residual income a month!" They show people on the beach drinking MaiTais, being SUPER excited and smiley and BULLSHIT.

And I think, "What kind of dumbass actually falls for this shit??"
Ahh, yes. That kind would be my husband.