Douchebaggery.

Only a week in, and I'm already sick of hearing about the current political debacle. I'm paying attention to both sides... like, holy hell, where did McCain spring out from all of a sudden? Though I'd rather see that angry old goat in office than Mike "I don't believe in evolution" Huckabee or Ovenmitt "My faith is a mystical peyote trip" Romney, I am after all a Democrat, and I'd rather see none of the aforementioned baffoons in office.

If we learned anything in the last two elections, it's that America's votes don't really even count (Hmm... who won the popular vote in 2000? Yeah, that's what I thought.). Unless your brother governs a state full of fucktards that don't know how to deal with the possibility of a hanging chad.

We got hosed, Davey. We got hosed.

I typed Political Humor in an image search and this is what I got.

Given the current presidential race situation, I can't help but feel bothered. Six months ago, I had money on the hopes of Al Gore making a triumphant comeback and saving the day.... but since that's not happening, I have to go another route. Being that I am a registered Democrat, I have roughly 10 months to decide between a bitchy woman, a shady fellow with a psuedo-terrorist sounding name, and Smiley McHappypants. If you look to the right, you can see that I've landed on Smiley. My apologies, but I just don't trust the other two. Unless they elected the old bag and put Slick Willy back in office by proxy. I love that saxy old perv.

I'll be damned if the doofuses of this country elect yet another Republican into office. Look at the two front-runners on that side of the race: If one of them gets elected, the country is either going to be run by the fucking 700 Club or by a bunch of stormin' Mormons [sidenote: ovenMitt looks more suited to sell used cars than to run a country. And WTF kind of name is Mitt.] You don't want that, people. Let me repeat myself, you DON'T want that.

Image source: BrainSpout