Douchebaggery.

Only a week in, and I'm already sick of hearing about the current political debacle. I'm paying attention to both sides... like, holy hell, where did McCain spring out from all of a sudden? Though I'd rather see that angry old goat in office than Mike "I don't believe in evolution" Huckabee or Ovenmitt "My faith is a mystical peyote trip" Romney, I am after all a Democrat, and I'd rather see none of the aforementioned baffoons in office.

If we learned anything in the last two elections, it's that America's votes don't really even count (Hmm... who won the popular vote in 2000? Yeah, that's what I thought.). Unless your brother governs a state full of fucktards that don't know how to deal with the possibility of a hanging chad.