She was a gift from outer space.

So, Nicole Kidman finally came clean with the fact that she's with child. Or Merchild. Or maybe even a cube of ice, she seems like kind of a cold bitch, void of all human emotion.

What really puzzles me is that she's expecting, Tom now has a kid with Katie Holmes (or Xenu... depends on who you ask), but when Nicole and Tom were together, they talked about how they were unable to have kids, no?

So there we have it: Suri really was dropped by the mothership.