1.06.2008

We got hosed, Davey. We got hosed.


I typed Political Humor in an image search and this is what I got.

Given the current presidential race situation, I can't help but feel bothered. Six months ago, I had money on the hopes of Al Gore making a triumphant comeback and saving the day.... but since that's not happening, I have to go another route. Being that I am a registered Democrat, I have roughly 10 months to decide between a bitchy woman, a shady fellow with a psuedo-terrorist sounding name, and Smiley McHappypants. If you look to the right, you can see that I've landed on Smiley. My apologies, but I just don't trust the other two. Unless they elected the old bag and put Slick Willy back in office by proxy. I love that saxy old perv.

I'll be damned if the doofuses of this country elect yet another Republican into office. Look at the two front-runners on that side of the race: If one of them gets elected, the country is either going to be run by the fucking 700 Club or by a bunch of stormin' Mormons [sidenote: ovenMitt looks more suited to sell used cars than to run a country. And WTF kind of name is Mitt.] You don't want that, people. Let me repeat myself, you DON'T want that.

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