So, I got home from work at 3:15. Went to take a nap at 5. Didn't wake up until 10. I was completely useless today, and I'm ok with that.
When I woke up, I went to MSNBC to check the news. Because I'm an American and I like to pretend like I care. I see a headline that reads something about Bhutto murders, and in my groggy state, I misread it for "Burrito murders." I'm not even going to pretend like I know where Bhutto is. I'll be honest, I don't care where it is. But had it really said "Burrito murders," it would've been one of the most awesome headlines I've ever read.
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