2.18.2008

Red-headed stepchild.

Ok, I know that us girls are notorious for spitting fire at chicks guys think are hot. Maybe it's jealousy, or maybe we're too nit-picky. Sometimes, under the exterior, we're secretly thinking to ourselves "ok, that girl really is gorgeous." But this one, not so much.

Whose glorious idea was this? I mean, this girl has been rode hard, put away wet, and then did a few rails of coke. I can honestly say that those pictures are not hot. A body covered in freckles is not hot. Ginormous, nasty, saggy fake boobies are not hot. They're really not. The hair is awful, the makeup and lighting is not forgiving, and it is a complete travesty that anybody would let this whore pose as Marilyn Monroe. She's like a used up piece of plywood - after you've been nailed so many times, you're left stripped, tattered, and absolutely worthless.

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