And I'm back. I'll post something when I.... come up with something.
Ew, sick, that chick on the next Intervention refuses to eat anything except through a feeding tube. Wow. That's disgusting, and sad. But mostly disgusting.
And, of course, Michael Jackson died. Everytime I think of it, I say to myself "You're Michael Fucking Jackson, you're not supposed to DIE!" I'm still really in disbelief. Gave me a good reason to break out the old "Don't Stop Til Ya Get Enough," though.
Jackass of all trades
- Steph
- Compton Roads, Virginia, United States
- I drink entirely too much coffee, I can't stand slow drivers, and I belong on the west coast. I'm a realist, I cuss a lot, and I'm a Liberal with no room for religious shenanigans in my life.
3 comments:
I saw that intervention...That woman went through a lot in her life. Do you ever watch that show obsessed? Thats a good show. its sad tho.
but u to agree the fact that he is gone forever...
HooRayGun! sez RonRaygun. You're unreligious. Doesn't it seem appropriate that I'm here now?Nevertheless, this’ll help greatly. Q: Why should you love our exploded plethora of produce which’ll plant the seeds for YOU to grow to great heights?? PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK:
A: Greetings, earthling. Not sure if we're on the same page if you saw what I saw. Because I was an actual NDE on the outskirts of the Great Beyond at 15 yet wasn’t allowed in, lemme share with you what I actually know Seventh-Heaven’s Big-Bang’s gonna be like for us if ya believe/accept: meet this ultra-bombastic, ex-mortal-Upstairs for the most extra-blatant, catch-22-excitotoxins, myriads of cogently-ironic-metaphors, guhroovaliciousnessly-delicious-endorphin-rush, pleasure-beyond-measure, Ultra-Firepower-Idyllic-Addiction in the Great Beyond for a BIG-ol, kick-off-to-kick-ass, party-hardy, robust-N-risqué, eternal-real-McCoy-warp-drive you DO NOT wanna miss the sink-your-teeth-in-the-rrrock’nNsmmmokin’-hot-deal: PLEASE KEEP HANDS/FEET INSIDE THE RIDE UNTIL WE MADE A CIRCUMFERENCE OF the OUTSTANDING, NEVER-ENDING, THRILLIONTH-RED-MARKER-POSSIBILITIES …with eXtra eXciting eXtroverts doing the most vivid, brazen congrewnts: flawless as pearls, baby, from the Toyster Upstairs!!! Gain altitude, not attitude, and take front-row-seats, as the inexhaustible, irresistible intimacy shall blow-your-fragile-mind to peaces, miss gorgeous. Meet me Upstairs. Do that for us. Cya soon, girl…
PS “It is impossible that anyone should NOT receive all that they have believed and hoped to obtain; it gives Me great pleasure when they hope great things from Me and I will always give them more than they expect”
-Our Lord to Saint Gertrude
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